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Clash of the Titans
Early morning confrontation between Grisham's Atheists and Socrates1's Christians threatens to turn violent. Polka's Armed Citizenry were called in to mediate the clash. As of this time no injuries have been reported. An unidentified source had this to say about the confrontation:
"Hello. Welcome to the National Speech division. Today, you will be tested on your ability to speak and discuss certain topics without straying from approved viewpoints. Once you have passed these tests, you will be licensed to exercise your Freedom of Speech, as per the First Amendment."
From the Christian realm, another anonymous spokesman had this to say about the conflict:
"Thank you for stopping. Although I agree with your general premise, I don't think one article defending Christians is really that excessive when compared to the number of articles being turned out attacking them."
The Atheist were also quite vocal with this random sample:
"Agreed. I would stand up for the rights of the religious to hold their beliefs and spread their message as well. In fact, what many Christians seem to miss is that atheist (read Secular groups) groups fighting for the separation of church and state are also fighting for them. There is no guarantee that Christianity will remain the dominant religion. Imagine if the new religion (or non-religion) treated the now majority Christian population as they treat other minority groups."
BS News reporter Droppa Da Deucebag is on the vine reporting live: I don't exactly know why I'm here, but I was told to find the dumbest person to interview, and I just don't see him anywhere. There's no actual violence, just a lot of yadda yadda blah blah blah gum flapping so far, but it's definitely tense. Maybe later we'll find something they can all agree on like cute lil bunnies playing pat-a-cake with their little T-Rex arms. I'm going to get a cheeseburger and latte now...signing off.
